More Alternative Truth from Trump!

Trump says “A new radical Islamic terrorist has just attacked in Louvre Museum in Paris. Tourists were locked down. France on edge again. GET SMART U.S.” hmmm what really happened?

Dear Mr Trump,

thank you for your concern.

A man has indeed attacked a soldier with two machetes this morning in Paris.

It wasn’t in the Louvre Museum, it was in the Carrousel du Louvre, which is a mall. (Less symbolic than what you’re implying.)

He didn’t attack any tourist (or french people -apart from the soldier- either, by the way, thank you again for your concern) and he was instantly attacked back by another soldier, and wounded.

The crowd has been kept inside after that by order of the army for security reasons, but not for any kind of hostage situation. (Your tweet is -voluntarily?- ambiguous)

France is not on edge again, at all. I learnt about the attack 10 hours after it happened (even though it was in the media earlier), and I spent 1h30 in another mall in Paris at lunch today without any kind of military reinforcement (I mean, just the usual since Charlie Hebdo or nov 2015 attacks).

Oh and by the way, the man is from Egypt, you know, the country you didn’t ban from entering the US (because of your personnal affairs?)

Again, thank you for your concern, but don’t use France as an excuse for your arseholery. You’re the one encouraging fear with your distortion of truth.

Regards,

Egie Wild

PS : GET SMART U.S. : Don’t believe anything that he says without checking facts first.

Iran attacked the US? Nope.. but Trump said so.


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#Iran attacked the US? Nope.. but #Trump said so.

 

Kellyanne Conway cites ‘Bowling Green massacre’ that never happened to defend travel ban

Of course she did!

Starbucks HATES VETS!

Trump said so! Must be true!

So how many Trump lies so far?

This is fact or #Alternative Fact? (Hint… fact)

DONALD TRUMP BEEN DEAD CLONE REPLACE IMPOSTER

obama is a agent for saudi arabia

Everything you ever wanted to know about the Dirty Shirley Temple!

While the beloved Hollywood Star Shirley Temple Black has left us, we celebrate her career and life with a drink that will live on for generations to come. We thought we would kick it up a notch and give Shirley some wings because she was and is an angle!

Tip up your glass and sing a few lines from the movie Bright Eyes… On the good ship lollipop… oh and if you thought this was going to be about something else, get you mind out of the gutter!

shirley

The Dirty Shirley
Prep time: 10 minutes
Total time: 10 minutes
Makes 2 drinks

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 fl. oz. (3 tablespoons) Cherry Noir Grey Goose Vodka
  • 3/4 fl. oz. (1 1/2 tablespoons) Rose’s Grenadine
  • 1/2 fl. oz. (1 tablespoon) cherry Heering liqueur
  • 1 can 7-Up (Replace with a 8.4oz RED BULL Silver Addition to give it wings)
  • 4-6 maraschino cherries or soaked sour cherries (as above)

Method:

Fill two old-fashioned glasses or small (6 oz. or less) juice glasses with ice.

Pour the vodka, grenadine, and cherry Heering into a large glass or shaker. Stir well to combine, and then divide between the two small glasses.

Top each small glass with 7-Up or Silver Addition RedBull and stir to mix.

Garnish with at least two cherries and sing at the top of your lungs…On the good ship lollipop it’s a sweet trip to a candy shop where bonbons play…

Blood Thieves Plan to Clone the Pope!

Could it mean we’ll see a Pope John Paul the III? Through no actual sources and no actual research we’ve concluded that this crackpot group of thieves have stolen the vial of blood from the Church of St Peter of Lenca to clone the former Pope and bring the Polish Pontiff back to the world…

Catholics around the world are comparing this crime to the theft of Christ’s foreskin, while non-practicing Catholics and others have moved on to this weekend’s football game.

For those out there looking for the thieves police have said keep your ear’s to the ground for someone selling bloody clothing sealed in a glass container calling it Pope Blood.

Our sources recommend you keep and eye out for the following suspect:

  • A Man
  • or a Woman
  • Probably Polish or Italian or some other scumbag willing to climb mountains to steal things.
  • Most likely Catholic or some other religion
  • Probably a scientist likely working in the field of genetics
  • May have worked on the Dolly Sheep project in the 90’s and have had big talk of cloning a human.
  • May have a shrine to the former Pontiff in there home.
  • Most likely trying to sell “rare religious artifacts”
  • May be selling on ebay.

Italian Police say if you see anyone matching this description or some other one you should call and leave a message, but they probably won’t follow up since they’re Italian. YGAH

What Obama is really thinking…

Obama says FU!

#sotu

State of the Union 2014

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